Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Medical Checkup

Today I woe up early to go to a rouine medical checkup. Wrong today  wke up to lte to go to  medical checkup that sucked ass in every possible way..

First I get there I stand in line and the morons tell me to go out of the room to fill out a form.. Thank you for all your informaiton in English.. What do I look like korean? Well yeah... Fuck you very much. Eitherway I get in line again then they give me a cup... "Sir please give us a pee sample" the girl stares at me and I stare back. "Can you at least hold it for me?" are the words on my mind.. But I swallow my pride and go pee in the cup, somehow I manage to get some on my hand.. Absolutly great! I tr to dry my hand on the persons jacket infront of me, I feel better.
Then we meassure my height I haven't grown since high school, but the girl tells me you are 176 centimeteres tall.. No I'm not I'm 175 centimeters tall.. I let it slide because I want to be taller.
The we have blood preassure which spiked at 130 they told me it's within normal.
Then It was time for a bloodsample, I didn't like that I said Do you want my blood, you can't have it. The nurse looked surprised and just laughed, stuck the needle in my arm and took my blood, she's probbly a whore.. (I'm sorry, still shaken by the loss of my blood).  then nothing interesting happens until they want a X-ray of my stomache, the nurse calls my name as the only foeigner there and everone looks at me I feel like a celebrity, all the nurses giggle when thy hear my english, whatever  I say is like cocaine in kindergarten with 5 year old chldren. I'm a rockstar, then suddenly everything is over I'm showed out in the cold I'm normal I'm a nobody, just like you, everything fades to black. 

I'm in my room writing ths shit on my crappy ass computer. I'm late for work and it's all my fault..

Life cycles

Through⋅out  our life we enter different stages (cycles) we go from childhood to adulthood from innocence, to sinners. the fact of the matter is that we can never go back, it doesn't matter what we occupy ourselves with. No anti wrinkle cream will save you, whore! We are all condemmed to detoriate. Doesn't matter if we buy a  Ferrari or a ton of high class hookers, your dick will still become limp and useless, your hair will turn grey and most probably fall off.

So what can we do? Well we all handle it differently I am me and you are you, I don't have a clue how yu will handle it, but if you find something that works like excessive drinking give me a call, andof course if you're a hot girl then let's hook up!

Why I'm ramblng because I left my previous house, with all it's comforts, I'm more or less jobless because I moved to Suwon which is located 1.5hours from Seoul. Why? To start taking couses at university "Internationl Relations" yes that's my thing now. We had information meeting esterday everything was in bloody korean, how the fuck am I supposed to ndestand that?

Well it will probably be okay I shouldn't complain to much... Fuck you! I can do whatever I want to do here, if you don't like it then you don't need read.

I moved from most of my friends whom I dearly miss, and from all the girls I knew. but hopefully it will be alright!

Eiterway kids smell you later

Sunday, February 01, 2009

Admission fee

Today I did the following:

Took my passport picture 10 USD
Paid my intuition fee 800 USD
Pai for my haircut 10 USD

In total I spent 820 USD it's too much.

Also I got a short term job for samsung that is awesome, wich meant I had to quit my other job that sucked..

On another note we moved 2 weeks ago so now I'm living near Ewha womens university!

Fuck all of you and here's too me!