Sucky day

For the last few days some strange rash appeared on my right hand first I thought to myself wtf is this? warts something strange some women gave to me?

Eitherway it spread and a swelling appeard on my hands I put some hydrocortison on it but there is no improvement to talk about.

Also I''m cleaning my friends apartment where I have been living for quite some time now because ge will come here tomorrow.

I had a amazing talk with one of my friends which really got me in a better mood so I am contempt.

Foxtrot Unicorn Charlie Kilo (or random rants)

So now I'm back in Korea (Gangnam) I'm using my friends apartment which is awesome in every possible way. And yes I already defiled it with a girl. we;; anyhow being back feels kind of strange and also lonely, I guess it is okay and I kind of anticipated it.

I als managed to register my courses but I was unlucky enough to get late classes so all my days will be late and as the cherry on the top it is to warm and humid..

Well this is the usually rant over and out.

Thinking things over

Well finals were done results came back I was awesome purely awesome, well at least I did a hefty job. Now Iäm actually back home in Sweden. i came back without telling anyone my parents were shocked that was funny. Anyhow coming back made me realize that Sweden is great, it's the place to be for a calm mind.

Well now I'm going back to Korea in 4 days or something and I'm feeling kind of blue actually. Well I guess it can't be helped can it.

Just wanted to let you people know who might be reading this that I am indeed still alive.

Weekend

So this past week I've been pretty busy with exams, practically I lived in the F#$king library so still now after a couple nights of good sleep I'm still messed up.The exams were horrible Economics Oh MyGod! Political science was okay, Global readings was fucked up wrote about the wrong thing, realized it 30 minutes in and didn't have time to change..

Well I wen to gimhae the travel down there was awesome. First I met my class mate on the buss to suwon started taling having alot of fun. Then when I took the train I was placed next to a older lady, started to tlak to her, turned out she's been studying English for 2 years and I was the first one who ever talkedc to her in English. Then when I change train again I met our Political Science teacher assistance. we talk about everything between heaven and earth it was awesome.

Nothing special happened except that I managed to make my ex-girlfriend cry.. We were eating I startbusting and joke with her insanely much. Struck by lightning she gets up and says I'm going now, I'm just laughing, sure that she will come back.. after about 5 minutes Istart to thuingk hmm maybe she won't come back. . I go out call her she just refuses to answer I send some texts, then call again, she answers hangs up this goes back and forth for a long time. Finally she agrees to be found we go to a cafe in there she starts to cry and with that kind of brakes my hearth I never made her cry.

I explain to her that I would never want her to be sad, because to me she means so much and I hope she will never be unhappy. Frankly at this point I was kind of angry because how could she not know that after all the time we spent together she should know, out of all the people in the world she should know how I felt about her. But it was kind of good to see because that means that I was very important to her.

Crash and thungder lightning

Sometimes things happen, unforseen, random, expected, happy or sad. Sometimes you don't really know where to turn. Well today I had one 미혜 well since this is strictly for me I will not give any other hint really. Either way, the expected thing happened, the funny thing is that you always knew that it would happen. But you are never ready for when it actually happens. I guess this is very human after all. 

Eitherway now I feel, a tad lost and a tad sad. 

Life

Well today was a day that was meant for thinking, nothing special happened, but I'm thinking if I did the right choice comming here or not. what will happen here, will it be to hard. 

Tomorrow it all starts we will see if it's easy or not.. 

Medical Checkup

Today I woe up early to go to a rouine medical checkup. Wrong today  wke up to lte to go to  medical checkup that sucked ass in every possible way..

First I get there I stand in line and the morons tell me to go out of the room to fill out a form.. Thank you for all your informaiton in English.. What do I look like korean? Well yeah... Fuck you very much. Eitherway I get in line again then they give me a cup... "Sir please give us a pee sample" the girl stares at me and I stare back. "Can you at least hold it for me?" are the words on my mind.. But I swallow my pride and go pee in the cup, somehow I manage to get some on my hand.. Absolutly great! I tr to dry my hand on the persons jacket infront of me, I feel better.
Then we meassure my height I haven't grown since high school, but the girl tells me you are 176 centimeteres tall.. No I'm not I'm 175 centimeters tall.. I let it slide because I want to be taller.
The we have blood preassure which spiked at 130 they told me it's within normal.
Then It was time for a bloodsample, I didn't like that I said Do you want my blood, you can't have it. The nurse looked surprised and just laughed, stuck the needle in my arm and took my blood, she's probbly a whore.. (I'm sorry, still shaken by the loss of my blood).  then nothing interesting happens until they want a X-ray of my stomache, the nurse calls my name as the only foeigner there and everone looks at me I feel like a celebrity, all the nurses giggle when thy hear my english, whatever  I say is like cocaine in kindergarten with 5 year old chldren. I'm a rockstar, then suddenly everything is over I'm showed out in the cold I'm normal I'm a nobody, just like you, everything fades to black. 

I'm in my room writing ths shit on my crappy ass computer. I'm late for work and it's all my fault..

Life cycles

Through⋅out  our life we enter different stages (cycles) we go from childhood to adulthood from innocence, to sinners. the fact of the matter is that we can never go back, it doesn't matter what we occupy ourselves with. No anti wrinkle cream will save you, whore! We are all condemmed to detoriate. Doesn't matter if we buy a  Ferrari or a ton of high class hookers, your dick will still become limp and useless, your hair will turn grey and most probably fall off.

So what can we do? Well we all handle it differently I am me and you are you, I don't have a clue how yu will handle it, but if you find something that works like excessive drinking give me a call, andof course if you're a hot girl then let's hook up!

Why I'm ramblng because I left my previous house, with all it's comforts, I'm more or less jobless because I moved to Suwon which is located 1.5hours from Seoul. Why? To start taking couses at university "Internationl Relations" yes that's my thing now. We had information meeting esterday everything was in bloody korean, how the fuck am I supposed to ndestand that?

Well it will probably be okay I shouldn't complain to much... Fuck you! I can do whatever I want to do here, if you don't like it then you don't need read.

I moved from most of my friends whom I dearly miss, and from all the girls I knew. but hopefully it will be alright!

Eiterway kids smell you later

Admission fee

Today I did the following:

Took my passport picture 10 USD
Paid my intuition fee 800 USD
Pai for my haircut 10 USD

In total I spent 820 USD it's too much.

Also I got a short term job for samsung that is awesome, wich meant I had to quit my other job that sucked..

On another note we moved 2 weeks ago so now I'm living near Ewha womens university!

Fuck all of you and here's too me!

So far

Well the last days I've been thinking that the company I worked for one day wanted to screw me over.. "Those whores" either way I was thinking on calling the police, but I'm not sure I'm working legaly so it wasn't that good of a idea..

Also I worked for a TV channel here in korea I translated some stuff from Swedish (actually it was norweigen) to English it was awesome it took 1 minute too do and I got 20 dollars for it..

Another thing in the air is that I might get a teaching job at a corporate company teaching English ot old geezers. I have to wear a suit and look proper.. That would mean that I have to buy my whole outfit.. that sucks..

Oh my Jesus

Well these days I'm working with kids. I love kids they are always dead honest, and they don't want too do their homework, hteir tension span is less than a fricking minute, they scream run around, hit eachother (that might be a good thing). Basicly they act like ass holes and they get away with it.. I hate kids..

One funny thing was that my employer told me I shit you not "If they are repeatedly bad you can hit them with a stick, but you shouldn't leave any marks".

Random

.... After reading what you wrote I now decided you are now one of my best friends or girls I would like to hook up with.

What you are doing for a living is something most of us can only dream about, or we just say: "Bah how can you live like that, you need stability you need to grow up" Most of us are jealous, people are really ugly at times, too each and another. Hell I'm even jealous, and I don't usually admit (when I'm sober).

Wow you write about culture, things you see and touch, is there anything else you should write about? For me I love myself and what I do(most of the time) to be able to write about my life and experiences, that would be equally too spend the night with Lee Hyori. What you are writing is influencing peoples lives that is amazing (and kind of sexy).

Maybe you are a animal, but hey humans are animals to!

At the moment I'm trying to learn Korean because of the simple fact that I want to. I've always had an interest in culture, growing up in Sweden all you ever hear about is China this Japan that, also because of my Korean heritage I've always longed to return to Korea. So here I am. I'm living in Hongdae, I'm just assuming you know where it is? ^^
I teach English from time too times to get some money. I love to do things I've never done before, or just things that are different. Don't get me wrong I love getting smashed with alcohol and eating food going too the movies, etc. But I want to see as much as possible and do other things.

If you go to the coffee shop you will find couples playing with their cell phones or just sleeping. I mean girl that sucks, you go there to sleep? Then you should probably do something else, at least go and rent a motel for 3-4 hours. People in general are to bored in Korea... what do you think?

I try to meet as many people as I can but these days I'm in a runt. Most of my friends are really busy.

So?

So what happened I chickened out on the lemonade diet day 8. let me tell you it was F">? hard, I'm never doing that again period.. Also I meet my ex girlfreind it actually felt kind of okay.

Also I have problems with 3 girls now, two who wants to meet me to much.. Also today this girl bought me a necklace armband and a watch.. the watch is awesome by the way.. 

I'm also struggling with level 4 korean it's f killing me I dont like it at all.. 

peace out!

Much and nothing

Well what's new here? Hmm this blogg is certainly not that often updated that's for sure.. Even though I kind of doubt that anyone is actually giving a rats ass out there?

Either way I passed level 3 of Koreanawesome I can see myself as a native speaker of korean... .Wrong, I can speak with people barely.. If I would have invested my time learning any other language (almost any other language) I would be considered fluent by now, I'm quite sure of it..

I have vacation, that's awesome... No it's not I'm doing this lemonade diet with my friend, which basicly means I can not eat for 8-10 days(probably 8), yes no food just drinking lemonade. here's the receipe:
1 day
4 liters of water
5 Lemons
10 table spoons of maple syrup
1 spoon of cayenne pepper

Sounds interesting? it's not..

On another note it's raining again, actualyl rain season is over so the weather is usually quite sweet.

Well I hope you are doing fine out there, smell ya later ^^

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Today Im officially single again I will try and remember the times we had, and cherish all the good times, hopefully I can grow and learn from this.

Casino!

Well yesterday I decided to go to the casino in Korea with a couple of friends. The Casino itself wasn't that impressive however the hotel where it was located in top notch!

One funny thing though all the drinks were free and the food was free, wich quickly resulted into a drunken haze. It;s crazy to see high rollers put down 1000$ per hand, when you yourself maximum puts down 10...

Anyone?

Well time passes in as it seems in a very linear direction forward, well if time is suposed to move at the same speed, why does it feel like its always speding up?

Anyway I am still in Korea, I am still alive and yes I am somewhat happy.

Some things I didnt think I would experience in Korea but I did:

I've been riding in a police squad car.

I've seen people faint from exaution.

I've been robbed.

I've meet so many swedish people to many actually to be healthy why are they all here..

Well I think theres more than this however this is all I have from the tip of my tounge at the moment.

Anyway I passed level one of Korean at Seoul National University! yay for me..

Also I have a terrible stomache ache at the moment,I dont really know where it origins form it might be the peanut butter that expired sometime last june.. Maybe I should throw it away.. .

Anyway keep it real!

Back to basics in Korea again.

So I'm now back in Korea again for the second time. This time I left the quiet rural area of Gimhae. For Seoul the F***ing big city. I live in Hongdae, it doesn't say anything to you guys. But think of it as living in the most central area where all the students go out for, clubbing, booking, Noreabang (karaoke), eating etc. I think you have the picture now.

It is kind of hard to study because there is always noise at night even though I live on the sixth floor but the sound from nearby clubs still penetrate our walls and windows.

I Share a room with 5 guys at the moment no coed room in Korea yet, and probably there will never be. My rent is outrages around 100 American dollars.. ^^

I attend Seoul National University the creme dela creme of schools in Korea. However I study Korean so that means that anyone can get in. But hey it is still Seoul national.. I have to go up around 07.20 every morning. walk out of my door to the subway station, where yours truly has to pretend to be a match stick in a box of matches (the box by the way is to small you can not move.)

Anyway this is all for this time!

Thinking

Thinking, thinking, thinking, thinking...

Japan

At long last I've been to Japan It's probably the place I wanted to go most to.. Those of you who know me, know what kidn of Japan fanatism I/we had. I went to Japan to see my girlfriend. Yepp not for animation my girlfriend...

I began my trip by forgeing my student ID to get a discount. actually my student ID expired. But I said ah I'm sorry we haven't got our new one yet...

Then I smuggled Korean food to my girlfriend, that is also super illegal, Interesting no one checks your stuff.. At the customs they just ask you, what do you havein your bag.... Hmm nothing... ^^

My girlfriends attend at a all girls university, wich means no men allowed. So I had to climb a 4 meter high wall to get into the university. That is also illegal, but it was really interesting and funny..

Japan is cleaner faltter and has a hell of a lot of porn everywhere (mangas magazines..) it is also incredibly expensive...